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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. A bear goes into a bar and wants a beer A snail wants a drink from a local pub. A man with a really small head A man walks into a bar with his aligator. The Pianist A man goes into a bar A monkey in a bar A man goes into a bar with his dog A guy is tending bar at a sophicated NY Party Two drunks go bar hopping A big rough cowboy walks into a bar A woman is sitting in a bar Two men relive their past in a bar Guy walks into bar & asks for 5 shots of whiskey A guy in a bar shows bartender a trick A drunk walks into a crowded bar A shy guy see's a beautiful women in a bar A guy walks into a bar & orders 12 shots of whiskey Customer tells bartender his problem Five drunks in a bar brag about their penis' A duck goes into a bar & asks for fish A guy goes into a bar & spits into a glass A polish man is sitting in a bar having a few drinks Three strings walk into a bar A guy walks into a bar with his hamster Three pigs walk into a bar This guy walks into a bar with a monkey on a string A man walks into a bar with a three inch man in his pocket A circus owner walks into a bar A man goes into a bar & wants to win some money A barman is sitting at his bar after closing time Local bar is having a $1000 contest A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar A man goes into a bar after work and gets stinkin' drunk! Two good friends make a promise to each other Two guys were in a bar partying like fools A guy walks into a bar with his monkey A lawyer walks into a bar & sits next to a drunk A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night A drunk walks into a bar & orders drinks for everybody A woman goes into a bar with a duck under her arm A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar A young woman sits next to a drunk in a bar Two old drunks are drinking at a bar A bartender is preparing to close his bar A neutron walks into a bar A man with a little box walks into a bar A guy walks inot a bar and sits on a stool Three mice are sitting and drinking in a mouse bar A man goes into a bar to pick up women A man walks into a gay bar without knowing it A man walks into a bar all depressed A Doctor stops at his favorite bar for a drink A Vampire walks into a bar & orders a Bloody Mary A guy walks into a bar & orders 12 year old Scotch An armless man walks into a bar & orders a drink Three mice are in a bar talking A man walks into a bar & keeps ordering shots A woman gets picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar A guy walks into a bar & orders a beer In the old West, a man walks into a bar A Scottish old timer in Scotland is in a bar A guy and a girl met at a bar and leave together Two men are sitting at a bar getting drunk A pirate was talking to a land-lubber in a bar A guy walks into a bar & orders a rum & coke A man walks into a bar one day Two guys in a bar are discussing their sex lives Two men walk into a bar together An Irishman walks into a bar A man walks into a bar & orders a shot A man sitting in a bar orders a few drinks Two Polish guys are in a bar drinking A drunk walks into a bar looking for sex A man who stutters badly walks into a bar A mouse & a lion walk into a bar A man at a bar is passed out Two old people meet in a bar & go home together A guy walks into a gay bar Two friends are in a bar A small little man goes to the bar Two men are talking about a bar they went to A man walks into a bar & orders a martini A guy out of town goes to a bar Two drunk men are in a bar drinking A seaman meets a pirate in a bar Three vampires walk into a bar A man in a bar is pretty bummed out The Lone Ranger & Tonto walk into a bar A man with a cast walks into a bar 75 year old man takes his son to a bar A man walks into a bar A guy walks into a bar with an octopus A man in a bar in Alaska racks up his tab A man meets a woman at a bar! A nun walks into a bar An elephant meets a mouse in a bar An old prospector walks into a bar A fellow in a bar hits on a blonde A pretty young woman goes to the bar New Year's Eve at the local pub! A man in a bar gets up & yells Some people are sitting around in a bar An ugly man walks into a bar A guy walks into a bar & tries to tell a Polak joke An Irishman was out all night drinking A priest & a Rabbai are in a bar A guy goes to a bar & meets a girl A drunk stumbles into a bar A rich man & a poor man are sitting in a bar one night Three blokes are talking in a pub A man walks into a bar & orders a drink A priest, a pastor & a rabbai go to a bar A construction worker walks into a bar A man walks into a bar and see's a sign A Chinese man enters a bar that has a black bartender A Reverend see's a member of his congregation in a bar A black man & a parrot walks into a bar An infamous stud walks into a bar A man in a bar buys a gorgeous lady a drink A man goes to a bar & orders a scotch! A truck driver hauling a load of computers stops for a beer A guy meets a girl in a bar and wants to buy her a drink A guy went into a bar & met a nice girl! Stevie Wonder & Jack Nicklaus are in a bar talking A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink Three guys are sitting in a bar A man at a bar is very drunk! A man in a bar is smoking a cigar An Australian man goes to the bar & orders a drink A man in a bar has a couple of beers A serious drunk walks into a bar A man & woman are having drinks Three guys are in a bar A man stuck in a strange city goes to a bar Two drunks are in a bar Two drunk men are at a bar A man is hanging around a bar A man picks up an attractive girl at a bar
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