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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. Mr. & Mrs. Potato have a baby potato Nose picking glossary Twin brother gets mistaken for his other sibling... An armless man who rings a bell. A soap fiasco in a hotel If you're in the mood Don't
use this! A really desperate man Gee...sure would I could have one like that A really special pig Two geeks sitting down at a beach It's off to the races Two men build a skating rink in the middle of a pasture A turtle is mugged by three snails How to sample urine the smart way The real version of Cinderella A man & wife are walking down Main Street A young man flee's to the mountains to become a shepard A woman has three fannies What do you get when...? A man was found murdered in his home A young girl & her lighter Pinnochio was recieving complaints about his girlfriend The energizer bunny has passed away! The epic of baked beans Two tree's are confused Little Red Riding Hood sets off for Grandma's House. What am I? See if you can guess! Urinal Etiquette Lorena Bobbitt is driving along one day Once upon a time there was a fly over a lake A man is accused of killing his wife & son A cucumber & a pickle are having a conversation Beethoven passes away & gets buried A baby is born without any eyelids Little Red Riding Hood bumps into the bad wolf A man invents an amazing fruit A homeless man sits on a subway bench Who is Jack Schitt? Three things are sitting on a table WARNING, do not read A few sick jokes Superman looks for action A woman writes a campground for a reservation A man is struggling with his suitcases at the bus station A man goes to hospital to get leg amputated Micro Farad picks up Millie Amp Snow White gets some film developed A man spends years travelling around the world Two men in a urinal start talking Jobs I used to have Two divorced men move to Alaska together Three gay men die & are being cremeted All the different kinds of dumps The man who wrote the song Hokey Pokey died A baby pigeon can't go on anymore A guy asks a pretty girl for a date A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone & Arnold Swartznegger A man brings his grandfather clock to a repair shop A man finds out his wife has died A boy is born with only a head A King holds a party in his castle A man invents the telephone shoe A snake breeder is trying to breed snakes Two brooms are hanging in a closet
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