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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. Little Johnny goes to the drugstore for condoms Johnny wants a day off Little Johnny's teacher sends him home with a note Little Johnny's teacher asks him a question Little Johnny's teacher asked the class a question Little Johnny thinks his Aunt is ugly A little boy named Johnny asks his mom some questions Teacher asks her students to use the word beautiful in a sentence Little Johnny has a swearing problem Little Johnny walks into a whorehouse Little Johnny's teacher asks the class a question Little Johnny needs to go to the bathroom Little Johnny tells "Mum" about his sister A third grade teacher gets upset with her class Little Johnny goes with his parents to visit the neighbours Little Johnny answers the teachers question about heaven Little Johnny expains his homework assignment Little Johnny's teacher wants to teach her class about mimes Little Johnny gets a "F" in math class Little Johnny gets circumsized Little Johnny wants to get married Little Johnny & his friends see a nude woman Little Johnny's first day at school A nursery school teacher asks her class a question Teacher asks a questions, and little Johnny answers Little Johnny asks for a $200 bicycle Little Johnny gets into trouble again! Little Johnny brings something for Show 'n' tell Little Johnny & his father are taking a walk Little Johnny is being smart Little Johnny watches dad play poker Lil' Johnny and Lil' Suzie are walking home Little Johnny was playing in his Grandfather's barn Little Johnny gets smart with his teacher Little Johnny is getting some vanilla icecream Little Johnny is in love with his teacher A primary school teacher asks the class about farm animals Little Johnny's kindergarten class is on a field trip Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school Little Johnny pretends to be a fireman A teacher tried to make use of her psychology A teacher comes up with a great idea Little Johnny goes to church on Sunday A school teacher asks the class to use the word definetly Little Johnny quickies Little Johnny gets an "F" in math Little Johnny's class goes to the zoo Little Johnny's mom tells him about sex A teacher in Johnny's class asks a question Little Johnny is in kindergarten Grampa & little Johnny are sitting on a park bench Dirty Johnny is smoking a cigarette Little Johnny wants to play with little Suzie Little Johnny asks for a new bicycle Little Johnny is late for class Johnny tries to find out the truth! Little Johnny's family celebrates July 4th Little Johnny says his prayers Grandpa shows little Johnny around the farm Little Johnny has a gambling habit Little Johnny goes to talk to the minister Little Johnny is on a school field trip Little Johnny goes to Sunday School Little Johnny & the topic of starvation Little Johnny asks for a coke Little Johnny was misbehaving Little Johnny is in science class! Little Johnny answers a question in class Little Johnny knows his numbers Little Johnny asks his dad a question Little Johnny meets a priest Little Johnny asks his mother a question A well dressed businessman meet's lil' Johnny Lil' Johnny & his dad are playing with toy cars Little Johnny uses the word Definetly Little Johnny answers the teachers question Little Johnny is crying Little Johnny is in Grade 3 Little Johnny's teacher is giving him a hard time Little Johnny is in kindergarten class Little Johnny and his two friends are talking Little Johnny walks into the kitchen Little Johnny answers his teacher's question Little Johnny explains the meaning of... Little Johnny is at school Little Johnny is sitting in his bedroom Little Johnny gets a harmonica Little Johnny knows the answers Little Johnny goes to a horse auction... Little Johnny is listening to the pastor Little Johnny learns to play cards Little Johnny is confronted by his teacher Little Johnny was late for class
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