10.     Safety inspections. . .we don't need no stinkin' safety inspections.
        9.      We cut back on maintenance so we can pass the savings along to you.
        8.      The official airline of the Hemlock Society.
        7.      Experience the Everglades up close.
        6.      Our pilots are younger than our planes.
        5.      Our fares are almost as low as our cruising altitude.
        4.      Try us once. . .twice if you're lucky.
        3.      The only airline recommended by Dr. Kavorkian.
        2.      No frills doesn't have to mean no thrills.
        1.      Smoking on all flights.