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25 Ways To Cope With Stress Here are some ways to release some of the tension: - Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at one time.
- Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa, or vice-versa.
- Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
- When someone says, "Have a nice day!," tell them you have other plans.
- Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
- Dance naked in front of your pets.
- Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
- Fill out your tax form using Roman Numbers. (my favorite!)
- Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
- Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
- Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
- Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
- Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's address.
- Pay your electric bill in pennies.
- Drive to work in reverse.
- Find out what a frong in a blender REALLY looks like.
- Tell your boss to "blow it out your mule," and let him figure it out.
- Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
- Polish your car with earwax.
- Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
- Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
- Braid the hairs in each nostril.
23 Write a short story using alphabet soup. 24. Stare at peple throught he tines of a fork andpretend they're in jail. 25. Make a language up and ask people for directions in it. Bonus: Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
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