Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00."  A policeman seeing the sign,

stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES." > They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion."

     So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving
around town with a new sign which read..........

"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER....... $50.00!!!!"