INEFFECTIVE DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:
*As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.
*I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
*I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
*I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
*In some cultures what I do would be considered normal. *Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others. * My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment. *I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more. *I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.
*Joan of Arc heard voices too.
*I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
*I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain. *As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.
*When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.
*The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things. *All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts.
*I am at one with my duality.
*Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots. *I will strive to live each day as if it were my 40th birthday. *Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
*I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.
*Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."
* False hope is nicer than no hope at all. *A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. *Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom. *Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute...I'll find someone.
*Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?
*The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.
*I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage. *Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step -- blaming my parents.
*To understand all is to fear all.
*I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at. *The next time the universe knocks on my door, I will pretend I am not home. *To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.
*I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
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