Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?"
asked the bartender.
"Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.
A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"
Bartender says "What? I can't hear you, speak up!"
"May I please have a drink?"
"What? You have to speak up!"
"Could I please have a drink?"
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."
A chicken walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve poultry!"
The chicken says "That's OK I just want a drink."
A man and giraffe walk into a bar and get totally faceless drunk.
The giraffe passes out and man gets up to leave.
Barman says "You can't leave that lying there."
Man says "It's not a lion it's a giraffe."
Q: What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken? - Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're left with is a greasy box.
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