An Australian was walking down a country road in New 
Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and see a farmer 
goin' at it with a sheep. The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he 
climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer. He taps him on the shoulder 
and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!" The New 
Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody SHEARING 
this with no one!"