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Austin Powers Pick Up Lines......
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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta
me.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?

Are those real?

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
farther
for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
morning.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck
itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.


Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?


Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I
bet we
could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like
pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home
without
me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

		
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