A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the
constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn't
resist making fun of his baldness.

One morning, a particularly brash trainee had the gall to run his hand
across the older man's gleaming head while loudly exclaiming:

"Feels just like my wife's ass."

With a look of genuine curiosity, the aging executive rubbed his hand across
his head.

"You're right," he said, "it does!"