seen Ben?".  Of course I don't know Ben so I ask, "Ben who?"
              Every day he yells back, "Bend over and kiss my ass!"  I'm
tired of
              it so I'm never going back.

Cohen: Oy you Mashuganah. Next time you go there, you yell at the bartender

"Hey, you seen Eileen?" When he asks "Eileen Who?" You say "I lean

over and you kiss my ass!"

Jacob couldn't wait to try his newfound knowledge, so he closed the store and immediately ran down the street to the bar. Flinging the door open wildly
he yelled out "HEY BARTENDER, YOU SEEN EILEEN?"

The bartender calmly looked up and replied "Yeah she just left with Ben."

Jacob: "Ben who?"