The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail
     Satan".

     I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.

     There are plenty of businesses like show business.

     I will not re-transmit without the express

     permission of Major League Baseball.

     Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.

     I will not waste chalk.

     I will not skateboard in the halls.

     I will not instigate revolution.

     I will not draw naked ladies in class.

     I did not see Elvis.

     I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".

     Garlic gum is not funny.

     They are laughing at me, not with me.

     I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.

     I will not encourage others to fly.

     I will not fake my way through life.

     Tar is not a plaything.

     I will not Xerox my butt.

     It's potato, not potatoe.

     I will not trade pants with others.

     I am not a 32 year old woman.

     I will not do that thing with my tongue.

     I will not drive the principal's car.

     I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.

     I will not sell school property.

     I will not burp in class.

     I will not cut corners.

     I will not get very far with this attitude.

     I will not belch the National Anthem.

     I will not sell land in Florida.

     I will not grease the monkey bars.

     I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.

     I will not do anything bad ever again.

     I will not show off.

     I will not sleep through my education.

     I am not a dentist.

     Spitwads are not free speech.

     Nobody likes sunburn slappers.

     High explosives and school don't mix.

     I will not bribe Principal Skinner.

     I will not squeak chalk.

     I will finish what I sta

     "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.

     Underwear should be worn on the inside.

     The Christmas Pageant does not stink.

     I will not torment the emotionally frail.