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Oley and Lena were on a baseball bus trip from Fargo, North Dakota to Minneapolis, Minnesota, to see the Twins. 30 miles out of Fargo, the bus broke down and all passengers had to disembark. Oley says to Lena, "Hey, Lena, let's go over dere in da bushes and have some fun." "Oh, no," says Lena. " Ve couldn't do dat." They get back on the repaired bus, but the bus breaks down again 50 miles farther down the road. Again Oley asks Lena to join him for some fun in the bushes, but she again refuses.
The bus repaired, they get back on, drive 39 miles more, and again the bus breaks down, and Oley asks Lena, "Can we go over dare in da bushes and have some fun? Lena says, "Ya, ve can do dat." So they go over and have their fun. Back on the bus, Oley asks Lena why she refused the first two times, but accepted the third time. Lena replies, "Vell, I heard somebody on the bus say that if dis bus doesn't get to Minneapolis pretty soon, the f*ucking season will soon be over."



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