Quasimotto (the bell ringer) was ready to retire, so he placed anad in the paper for a replacement. The ad stated the job descriptionand that it was an equal oppertunity position. So this guy schedulesa interview and shows up at the tower. Problem is that the guydoesn't have any arms and he has a backpack on his back. Quasimotois skeptical and asks the guy how in the world is he going to ringthe bell without any arms? Well the guy says no problem, as hesets the backpack on the floor. They guy simply backs away fromthe bell then runs head on into it. The bell rings out and theguy stumples back a couple of feet trying to get his wits backtogether. Quasimoto says that's good, but what if the bell needsto be rung twice? The guy says no problem. He backs up and runsat the bell and smacks it twice with his head. The bell tolls outand the guy stumples around shaking his head, and after a minuteor two resumes a bit of his composure. Quasimoto said that he wasimpressed, but what if it needed to be rung multiple times? Theguy says no problem and produces a small trampoline from hispackpack. He slides the trampoline under the bell, crawls under,and starts jumping up and down. The bell rang out numerous timesuntil finaly the guy stumples out and is now more dazed than ever.He stumples around the room and accidentaly falls over the balcony.He falls 300 feet and goes splat. Quasimoto takes off down thestairs. When he reaches the bottom a crowd of people had alreadygathered. The crowd was trying to figure out who the guy was.Quasimoto said that he didn't recognize the body, but his face suredid ring a bell.

The armless mans brother attends the funeral and subsequent wake where, in converstion with Quosimodo he learns that the job of bellringer is now open. Being unemployed he says he'll take on the position. On his first chance to ring the bell he losses his grip and, like his brother falls to his death. Quosimodo yet again makes his way to the bottome of the tower with the same crowd gathering. "What was his name?" asked the first policman at the scene. "I never found out," replies Quosimodo,"but he's a dead ringer for his brother!"