What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.

How do you make a Blonde's eyes twinkkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.

Why was the Blondes' belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

What does a Blonde owl say? What, what?

What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside down? Two brunettes.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said "Don't Walk".

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? In case she locks her keys in her car.

Why did God create blondes? Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Why did God create brunettes? Because blondes couldn't either.

Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.

Why did the blonde stop using the pill? Because it kept falling out.

What is blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? The joystick is wet.

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? Have another beer.

What do Blondes say after sex? Thanks, guys-----(or)---Are you boys all in the same band?------(or)---Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What do blondes and spagetti have in common? They both wriggle when you eat them.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Wave.

What do you call a zit on a blonde's behind? A brain tumor.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? To turn the blinker off.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? She saw the 911 on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jugsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said "from 2 to 4 years".

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&M's. (Why does this work? Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W.)

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.

What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay)

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the Earth.

Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant? She blew it both times.

What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

How do you know when a blonde's been in your refrigerator? Lipstick on the cucumbers.

What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? About 2 cans of hair spray.

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? The vegetable garden.

What do you call 4 blondes in a volkswagon? Far-from-thinkin.

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh, look! Donut seeds!"

What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

What is a bondes's favortie nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme.

Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? She kept having affairs with men.

To a blonde, what is long and hard? Grade 4.

What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Locking the car door.

What is five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blond take her typewriter to the doctor ?? A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period. Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie? A: She liked to be filled with cream.