Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a 
large bird cage.  She was gone several days but finally she returned.
Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.

Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days.  Glad you got 
back okay...but you look so sad.  Why??"

Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."

Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Sally, "Don't be so silly.  I know that. But I went in the woods cause I
needed something there that would get me a man.  But I couldn't find it."

Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls.  I took some dead mice 
and a bird cage."

Liz, "So, how's that going help you get a man."

Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of 
hooters."