A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana.  They
decide  they need a bull to mate with their cows to  increase their herd.
The brunette  takes their life savings of $600 dollars  and goes to Texas to
buy a bull. 
 
She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull.     "It's
the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it." 
 
She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says,  "I'd like
to  send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says:  "Have found the
stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."

The man  behind the  counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S.
are $.75 per word."

She thinks about it for a moment and decides.  "I'd like to send  one word,
please."
 
"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.
 
"Comfortable." replies the blonde.
 
The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but is your friend gonna understand  this
telegram?"

The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow,  when she
gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."