One day the Arkansas county sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around
town with nothing on except his boots.

The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking
around town dressed like that?"

Billy-Bob replies "Well, Sheriff, me and MaryLou was down on the
farm and we started a-cuddlin.' MaryLou said we should go in the
barn and we did.  Inside the barn we stated a kissing and
a-cuddlin' some more and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well,
then MaryLou took off all her clothes and said that I should do
the same.  So, I took off all my clothes except my boots.  Then
MaryLou lay herself on the hay and said 'Okay Billy-Bob, lets go
to town!'... I guess I'm the first one here!"