One day this man dies and goes to Heaven. When he gets there, he starts wondering around and finds there is nothing exciting to do. Figuring eternity is boring, he goes to St Peter and tells him he is bored with this existence.

St Peter says 'Come with me' He takes him to a corner of Heaven and points down to a redneck in Hell. 'See that guy?' St Peter asks. 'He's in Hell' The man looks down and sees a fella sitting on a sofa with a flat out beautiful 11-on-a-scale-of-10 sexy blond on his knee and great big bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand.

'Wow, how come he gets to have so much fun if he's in Hell'?'

'Because' says St Peter. 'the bottle has a hole in the bottom and the blonde doesn't.'