Mike works hard at the 3M plant, puts in a lot of
overtime, and then spends most evenings bowling, playing basketball or
working out at the gym.
His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his
birthday, she takes him to a strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Mike, how ya doing?"
Mike's wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Mike. "He works out at the gym with me."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Mike if he'd like his usual
Budweiser.
The wife is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a
lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with
them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around
Mike. "Hi Mikey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
The wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Mike follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before she can
slam the door, Mike jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at
him.  The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real
bitch tonight, Mike."