Out across the desert sands
        Rode a lonely caravan
        Underneath the sky so blue
        Destination: Timbuctu

        The interviewer is impressed. He looks over to the second man,

who appears nervous. The interviewer wonders how the second guy is going to top a poem like that. Just when the interviewer thinks the second man is going to concede defeat, the second man finally says:

        Fishing, me and Tim a-went
        Saw some ladies in a tent
        They being three and we being two,
        I bucked one and Tim bucked two!