Three boys get into a fight while playing marbles in the park one day. But just as they start to throw punches, one little boy cries out, "I'll get my dad on you!"

The second boy cries out, "Well my dad's tougher than your dad, he can crush a beer can with his forehead!" The other two boys look at each other and say,"Well that's pretty tough!"

Just then the third little boy cries out, "Well that ain't nothin', my dads so tough he can break a 2x4 with one punch!"

The other two boys look at each other and also replied, "That's pretty darn tough too!"

But then the first little boy stepped back, and said to both of them, "Well that ain't nothin', my dad's as tough as they come!"

The other two boys replied, "Well what makes your dad so tough?"

The first little boy stood up straight, poking his chest out,and replied, "My daddy's so tough, he eats lightbulbs!"

The other two boys looked with disbelief,and replied, "How do you know? You ever seen him eat one?"

"No!", the little boy replied, "but I heard my daddy running through the house into their bedroom and yell out "Turn out the light, honey, I wanna eat that thing!!!'"