"Why Cats Are Better Than Men....."

1. A cat matures as it grows older.

2. Back hair on cats is cute.

3. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.

4. Cats comfort you when you are sick.

5. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural,
not annoying.

6. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.

7. A cat is loyal.

8. Cats actually think with their heads.

9. "Meow" is never a lie.

10. They'll both stand outside your door and
whine, but the cat will stop when it gets in.

11. It's more amusing to watch a cat try and
deal with a piece of tape stuck on its paw
than to watch a man do anything.

12. To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs
35 cents.

13. A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying.

15. Cats can't show love without meaning it.

16. Cats are always cute.

17. The only thing a cat expects you to "put
out" is food, water, and a clean litter box.