It was a small town and the Catholic Priest,
the Protestant Minister and the Jewish Rabbi
were very good friends. Of course, there was
a lot of kidding and joking between them all
year long.

To their surprise, the Catholic Priest and
Protestant Minister received a Christmas
card from the Rabbi.

It read:

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
When the Messiah really comes
You'll wish you were Jewish.