This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite
               Things" from the movie "The Sound of Music"
               The Bill Clinton version:

               My Favorite Things

               Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,
               Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces,
               Lots of nice cleavage that makes willie spring,
               These are a few of my favorite things

               Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers,
               Horny young interns who while 'way the hours,
               Profits from futures that Hillary brings,
               These are a few of my favorite things

               Beating the draft board and getting elected,
               Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected,
               Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing,
               These are a few of my favorite things

               Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury,
               Falling down drunk that required knee surgery
               Stars in the White House who come here to sing,
               These are a few of my favorite things

               Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony,
               States of the Union with lots of baloney,
               Winning debates and the joy of my flings,
               These are a few of my favorite things

               When that Jones bites,
               When Ken Starr stings,
               When I'm feeling sad,
               I simply remember my favorite things,
               And then I don't feel so bad.