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Mr. Swiller was known far and wide as a hard-nosed boss who watched his
employees like a hawk. He was making one of his regular tours of the factory
when he spotted a young man leaning against a pile of boxes just outside the
foreman's office. Since George, the foreman, wasn't around, Swiller stood
off to the side and watched to see just how long the young man would stand
around doing nothing.
The young man yawned, scratched his head, looked at his watch, and sat on
the floor. He took out a nail file and began cleaning his nails. Then he
stretched, yawned again, and leaned back on the pile of boxes.

Swiller stepped from his hiding place and walked up to the young man. "You!"
he boomed. "How much do you make a week?"

The young man looked up indifferently. "Two hundred and fifty dollars," he
said.

Swiller swooped into the cashier's office, took $250 from the cash box, and
returned. "Take it," he said, "and get out! Don't let me see you around here
again!"

The young man took the cash, put it in his pocket, and left. Swiller snorted
at his lack of remorse, embarrassment, or any other feeling. Then he went
looking for George. When he found him, Swiller was red with anger."That
idler in front of your office," Swiller said. "I just gave him a week's pay
and fired him. What's the matter with you, letting him stand around as
though he had nothing to do?"

"You mean the kid in the red shirt?" George asked.

"Yes! The kid in the red shirt!"

"He was waiting for the twenty dollars we owe him for lunch," George said.
"He works for the coffee shop around the corner."

		
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