There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying somewher over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction, and went down somwhere. A few weeks later, PepsoCo sent a rescue plane out to look for the lost plane. They found the wreckage, but were unable to locate the crew. They searched the arewa and found a tribe of cannibals. They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked himif he knew anything about the crash. The Chief goes, "Yeah." When asked where the crew was, the Cheif replyed, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi." The Rescue crew was shocked. One man asked, "Did you eat their legs?" The chief replyed, "We aste their legs, and we drank the Pepsi" Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?" The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi." After looing totally perplexed for a minute, a third asked, "Did you..you know...eat their...things??" The cheif says, "No." "No?" asked the rescuers. "No," replyed the Chief> "THINGS go better with Coke."