THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS A COMPUTER HACKER


10  You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000

  9  He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years
     running

  8  When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex

  7  Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down

  6  Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work

  5  Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"

  4  Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments

  3  Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons

  2  When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning,
     Mr. President."

  The Number One Sign Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker...

  1  You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now,
     dumbass."