Confucius Say:

• Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be a shiftless bastard.
• Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
• He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
• Wife who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
• Man who farts in church sits alone in pew.
• Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
• Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
• Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
• Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
• Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
• Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
• Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
• Modern house without toilet uncanny.
• Woman who springs on inner-spring this spring, gets off-spring next spring
• Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
• Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
• Man who lay woman on ground has peace on earth.
• Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality.
• Baseball very strange game. How can man with 4 balls walk?
• Woman who go to man's apartment for snack may get tit bit.
• Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
• Woman who spends much time on bedspring, may have offspring.
• Passionate kiss like spider web: lead to undoing of fly.
• Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
• Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.
• Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
• Man who fights with wife all day, gets no peace at night.
• Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
• Wife who slides down bannister makes monkey shine.
• Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone.
• Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.
• Woman who flies upside-down have crack up.
• He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
• Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life.
• Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.
• A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
• He who make oral love to epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.
• He who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.
• Eplileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.
• Sleepy man who stand behind car get exhausted.
• Sleepy man who stand in front of car get tired.
• Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingaz.
• Man who stand on toilet, must be high on pot.
• Man who have hand in pockets, not crazy, just feeling nuts.