The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy.  The insurance agent
was going down the list of standard questions.
 
"Ever have an accident?"
 
"Nope, nary a one."
 
"None? You've never had any accidents."
 
"Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."
 
"Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once.  Wouldn't you
consider that an accident?"
 
"Hell, no.  That dang varmint bit me on purpose."