The farmer said, "Nope, I don't have a Case, I got me a John
        Deere." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, I mean do

you have a

grudge?"

        The farmer said, "Yep, I got a grudge, that's where I park
        my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a
suit?"
        The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church
        on Sundays." The attorney said, "Well sir, does you wife beat you
up or anything?"
        The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up at 4:30." The attorney
then said, "Well, is she a nagger or anything?"
        The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last
        child was a nagger and that's why I want this dayvorce!"