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 Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:
  A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

  Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\:
  What a bullfighter tries to do.

  Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\:
  Where some hemlines fall.

  Bernadette \burn'-a-det\:
  The act of torching a mortgage.

  Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\:
  What a crook sees with.

  Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\:
  Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

  Eclipse \e-klips'\:
  What an English barber does for a living.

  Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\:
  A clumsy ophthalmologist.

  Heroes \hee'-rhos\:
  What a guy in a boat does.

  Left Bank \left' bangk'\:
  What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

  Misty \mis'-tee\:
  How golfers create divots.

  Paradox \par'-uh-doks\:
  Two physicians.

  Parasites \par'-uh-sites\:
  What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

  Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\:
  A helper on the farm.

  Polarize \po'-lur-ize\:
  What penguins see with.

		
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