Two blonde girls walk into a department store.  They walk up to
the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.  Sharon sprays
iit on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice, don't you
think, Tracy"

"Yeah.  What's it called Sharon?"

"Viens a moi." 

"Viens a moi?  What the does that mean?"

At this stage the store clerk offers some help.  "Viens a moi,
ladies, is French for 'come to me.'"

Sharon takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Tracy again
saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me.  Does that smell
like come to you?"