A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender," You got any fish?" The bartender says,"No. This is a bar and we don't sell fish" so the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks," You got any fish?" The bartender says,"I told you yeaterday. This is a bar and we don't sell fish."
Ther following day, the duck returns and asks,"You got any fish?" The bartender looses it, grabs the duck bu the neck, and screams,"I TOLD YOU TWICE. THIS IS A BAR. WE DON"T SELL FISH IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'M GONNS NAIL YOUR *@#& WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!"
The next day, the duck goes in the bar and asks,"Got any nails?" The bartender sighs and says," No, we don"t have any nails." The duck says,"Good. Got any fish?"


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