Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can understand them.

What is the difference between government bonds and men?

Government bonds mature.

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vaccum.

What is the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T Phoned home.

Why is a psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man than for a woman?

When it's time to go back to hid childhood , he's already there.

What did God say after he created man?

I can do better than this!

How do men define 50/50 relationship?

We cook/they eat we clean/theydirty we iron/they wrinkle

What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes.

How do men exercise at the beach?

By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?

A hot-dog and a six-pack.

How are men like noodles?

They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough

Why is good that there are female astronauts?

When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions.

What do men & beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What do men & parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the ones left are handicapped.

What do men & beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.


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