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A selection of headlines on Sunday and Monday from the Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath:

''A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The News & Observer of Raleigh.

''Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.

''Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic.

''Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.

''Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night''

  • The Record of Hackensack, N.J.

''Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.

''Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell''

  • Salt Lake Tribune.

''Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun.

''Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald.

''Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times.

''Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' - The Indianapolis Star.

''Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight''

  • Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.

''Earmarks of cowardice'' - Houston Chronicle.

''Earmark of an eerie night''

  • The Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.

''A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins'' - Kansas City Star.

''From Champ to Chomp'' - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C.

''The Champ and the Chomp'' - The Jersey Journal.

''Holyfield Still Chomp-ion'' - San Francisco Examiner.

''Heavyweight Chomp'' - Philadelphia Inquirer.

''Undisputed Chomp'' - USA TODAY.

''World Chomp'' - The Sun (London).

''Requiem for a Chompion'' - Philadelphia Daily News.

''Sucker Munch'' - The Sun (London).

''Biting Back: Evander has public's ear'' - Daily News, New York.

''Toss Tyson Out on Ear'' - Daily News, New York.

''Ear Flap'' - Newsday.

''Ears Have It! Evander Wins'' - Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser.

''Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow'' - Providence Journal-Bulletin.

''Dracula'' - New York Post.

''Champ Chewing Over Legal Options'' - New York Post.

''It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat'' - New York Post.

''For Tyson, Tooth Hurts'' - New York Post.

''Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible'' - New York Post.

''Lobe Blow for Boxing'' - The Tennessean.

''Iron Mike Goes Down Biting'' - The Sunday Oklahoman.

''Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next'' - The Daily Oklahoman.

''Ear of Scorn'' - Kansas City Star.

''Pay Per Chew'' - Philadelphia Daily News.

''Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs''

  • Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.

''Ear-Responsible'' - Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

''Tyson Scars Face of Boxing'' - The Guardian (London). By The Associated Press


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