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'Ears some puns from the newspaper world A selection of headlines on Sunday and Monday from the Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath: ''A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The News & Observer of Raleigh. ''Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans. ''Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic. ''Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader. ''Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night'' - The Record of Hackensack, N.J.
''Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y. ''Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell'' ''Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun. ''Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald. ''Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times. ''Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' - The Indianapolis Star. ''Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight'' - Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
''Earmarks of cowardice'' - Houston Chronicle. ''Earmark of an eerie night'' - The Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.
''A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins'' - Kansas City Star. ''From Champ to Chomp'' - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C. ''The Champ and the Chomp'' - The Jersey Journal. ''Holyfield Still Chomp-ion'' - San Francisco Examiner. ''Heavyweight Chomp'' - Philadelphia Inquirer. ''Undisputed Chomp'' - USA TODAY. ''World Chomp'' - The Sun (London). ''Requiem for a Chompion'' - Philadelphia Daily News. ''Sucker Munch'' - The Sun (London). ''Biting Back: Evander has public's ear'' - Daily News, New York. ''Toss Tyson Out on Ear'' - Daily News, New York. ''Ear Flap'' - Newsday. ''Ears Have It! Evander Wins'' - Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser. ''Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow'' - Providence Journal-Bulletin. ''Dracula'' - New York Post. ''Champ Chewing Over Legal Options'' - New York Post. ''It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat'' - New York Post. ''For Tyson, Tooth Hurts'' - New York Post. ''Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible'' - New York Post. ''Lobe Blow for Boxing'' - The Tennessean. ''Iron Mike Goes Down Biting'' - The Sunday Oklahoman. ''Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next'' - The Daily Oklahoman. ''Ear of Scorn'' - Kansas City Star. ''Pay Per Chew'' - Philadelphia Daily News. ''Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs'' - Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.
''Ear-Responsible'' - Fort Worth Star-Telegram. ''Tyson Scars Face of Boxing'' - The Guardian (London). By The Associated Press >
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