Solving the Y2K Problem
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Our Systems Administration Team has defined a lower cost alternative that
addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue:
The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December 31, 1999.
Instead, everyone will be issued an Etch-A-Sketch.  There are many reasons
for doing this:
1.   No Y2K problems.
2.   No technical glitches keeping work from being done
3.   No more wasted time reading and writing E-Mails.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
Q:  My Etch-A-Sketch has all these funny lines all over the screen. What do
I do?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.
Q:  How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off ?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  What's the shortcut for Undo ?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  How do I create a new document ?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour ?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  What is the proper procedure for re-booting my Etch-A-Sketch ?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch ?
A:  Pick it up and shake it.

Q:  How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch Document ?
A:  Don't shake it.