A farmer was having problems with his cows not getting pregnant from his bull. So he hires a stud service to get his cows pregnant. Later that day a truck pulls up with stud service wrote on the door, And the farmer asks the young man wear's your bull. The young man replies "I don't need no bull" He then walks over to a cow and puts his hand in the cows pussy and rubs it around. Then he walks over to the bull and smacks his hand right on the bull's nose and rubs it all around. The bull gets all excited and runs over and mounts a cow. The farmer was amassed, paid and thanked the man for a job well done. Later that night when the farmer and his wife were laying in bed. The farmer wondered if that would work for him. It had been a long time since his wife and him had done anything. So the farmer slide his hand over to his wife, rubbed her pussy for a bit. Then he rubbed his hand on his nose while sniffing his hand. He noticed that his penis was getting a little hard, so he decided to try it again. Again his penis got a little bit harder. So he thought one more time and it should be hard enough to have sex. And he was right, So he rolled over saying "betty look at this" His wife woke up turned the light on and said "you woke me up to show me you had a bloody nose."


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