Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Pearly Gate Saint
Peter was waiting for him.  After reviewing his records
Saint Peter decided to let him in. "Follow me." he said,
opening the gate and walking in.

After some walk, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell
on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the
keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't
resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.

Saint Peter was furious. "If you do that again, you'll
go straight to hell! Follow me, we're almost there."

After some more Peter dropped his keys again, and again,
the gay man jumped on him.  Saint Peter was even more
furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy
one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Peter drops his
keys, so he bends over and picks them up.  The gay guy,
having no self control jumps on him. Peter is now fed
up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Peter goes down to hell for
his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong,
it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he
finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing
his ass off.

"Why is it so god damn cold down here?" Peter asks.

"Well, you just try bending down for firewood!!" The
devil replied.