There were three guys sitting behind three nuns in a football game.  The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move.  So the First one says  to the others (loud enough for the women ahead to hear),   I think I want to  move to California, there are only 100 Catholics living there.

 The second guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Washington, there are  only 50 Catholics living there."  The third guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Idaho, there are only  25 Catholics living there."

 One of the nuns turns around and looks the third guy in the eye and calmly  says, "Why don't you go to hell,  there aren't any Catholics there."