Greetings               How the fuck are you?
        Fraud                   I got fucked by the car dealer.
        Dismay                  Oh, fuck it!
        Trouble                 Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
        Aggression              Fuck you.
        Disgust                 Fuck me.
        Confusion               What the fuck...?
        Difficulty              I don't understand this fucking business.
        Despair                 Fucked again.
        Incompetence            He fucks up everything.
        Displeasure             What the fuck is going on here?
        Lost                    Where the fuck are we?
        Disbelief               Unfuckingbelieveable.
        Retaliation             Up your fucking ass.
        Telling time            I have to work till 5 o-fucking-clock.

It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time -- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business -- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal -- as in "Motherfucker". It can be political -- "Fuck George Bush."

And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"

Or the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"

And last, but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say fuck?

Use it frequently in your daily speech; it adds to your prestige.

Today - say to someone "Fuck You!"