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Spotted on one of the doors in the boys' dormitory when I was in college: "Trespassers will be prostituted."
I saw this one on the display sign of the Elks Club in Albany, Oregon a few years ago:
"Pubic Bingo"
(it was up for about a week and a half before someone finally changed it!)
Sign on the side of a fancy pick-up:
"BAD COP - NO DONUT!"
(bet he has a hard time getting out of a ticket!)
Sign seen at a "Go-Go" bar in Wichita, KS: "Our Dancers are Topless not Toothless."
Seen on a Days Inn in Rhode Island:
"Coffee $49, Room Included."
Seen on almost any motel in Las Vegas:
"Hourly rates available."
Highway Diner in California:
"Eat more Beans, America needs Gas."
A bumper sticker in Hyderabad, India:
"Virginity is curable. See doctor inside."
On a coin operated coffee machine:
"No cups - the management."
Below that was hand written:
"No management - the cups"
In a woman's garden, she had a sign next to a dying plant that read: "Grow Dammit!"
Sign on the door of an acupuncturist's office: For a jab well done.
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