Some Funny jokes!

1.
The anxious wife is watching her husband fish in a bucket of water in the middle of the living room.

"I'd take him to a psychiatrist," she says. "But we need the fish."

2.
A policeman spots a woman drving and knitting at the same time.

Driving up beside he, he shouts out the window: "Pull over!"

"No," she shouts back, " a pair of socks!"

3.
A feminist walks into a bar that has a sign marked: "for men only".

"I'm sorry, ma'am," says the bartender. "We only serve men in this place."

"That's OK, "she says. "I'll take two of them."