Funny T-shirts!
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Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a
Little Shopping.

I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food
Chain to Be a Vegetarian

(on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party
(on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men...  Some Things
are Just Better Rich.

Liberal Arts Major...  Will Think For Money.

Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is
Optional

IRS--Be Audit You Can Be.

Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea.  It's the
Law.

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the
Kitchen.

Wanted:  Meaningful Overnight Relationship.

The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt.

In America, Anyone Can Be President.
That's One of the Risks You Take.

First Things First, but Not Necessarily in
That Order.

So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.

I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.

At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All,
Heard It All...I Just Can't  Remember It All.

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.

I Just Do What The Voices Inside My
Head Tell Me To Do.  

(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did
This To Me, Oprah.

If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't
We Hunt Them?

Senior Citizen:  Give Me My Damn Discount.

No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed
gentleman").

(on the back of a passing motorcyclist)
If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off.

I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're
OK Now.