supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan
     Hale's Used Cars, she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of
     shoe leather, time and aching muscles. She walks into the car dealership and, as it just so
     happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies,

     "Well, sonny, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or
     anger."

     The owner replies, "Well, let's see... Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a couple
     on the lot. What color do you prefer?"

     The lady has some trouble explaining the exact color to him, so she reaches into her shopping
     bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down the shucks and says, "I want this color sonny."

     To which Nathan replies, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in this color. Could I
     show you a nice blue one?"

     "No son, I want this color."

     "But ma'am, they didn't make that color! Maybe a cherry red one would suit you?" says the
     owner, obviously worried about losing a sale.

     By this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing things at the owner, thereby chasing
     him out of the office and into the lot. One of the salesmen, coming into the office from the
     back door, notices the disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset
     about.

     The secretary replies, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn!"