A gay man feels ill so he goes to the local free clinic. At first the
     doctor there doesn't want to treat him but realizes he has to because
     it is a government clinic and he can't turn anybody away. After
     performing a few blood tests he discovers that the man has AIDS. He
     goes into the examination room to inform him, "Sir your test results
     have come back and I'm sorry to inform you that you have AIDS, there
     is nothing I can do for you". Quite angrily, he man says, "There must
     be something you can do, you're a doctor for God's sake you've got to
     do something! If you don't at least try to help me I'll sue you for
     everything you have!" After thinking for a moment the doctor tells the
     man, "Go home and drink one bottle of Milk of Magnesia, eat one box of
     Ex-Lax and eat one jar of jalapeno peppers. " With a new sense of hope
     the man asks, "Will this help to cure AIDS?" "No", said the doctor,
     "But it will teach you what an asshole is for."