This man walks into a Gay Bar not knowing it's a gay bar and sits down at a table some gay guy walks up to him and says "Wanna play football" the man says okay and thay go behind the bar the gay guy says "alright a burp is a touch down and a fart is a field goal. So the man says I'm goin' for the feild goal and the gay guy gets a small grin on his face, the man bends over and is about to fart and the gay guy buttf***s him the man goes what the hell why you do that. THae gay guy says I was trying to block your field goal.