There were two geeks sitting down at a beach watching a water skiier go by. All of a sudden the skiier falls into the water

The skiier had been below for quite a while

So one of the geek says to the other, "Hey we have to get him out before he drowns?"

So they both jump in and start diving in and out till finally they come out with a body.

They lay the body on the beach and one of them says "We can't let him die, I'll give him C.P.R."

So he starts giving him C.P.R. After a few minutes he gets up and says "Holly molly this guy has bad breath! and can't continue!"

The other geek says "Well move over we can't let him die!"

Same thing, he gets up "Your right he does have bad breath"

The other geek standing behind and looking says" Wasn't the guy we were watching water skiing"

"Ya" responds the other

"Well how come this guy is wearing skates?"