There was a girl who had one huge goal in life. Her goal was to have a baby. She got a guy to go to the movies with her and they hopped in the backseat. As soon as he got ready, she asked "What are we gonna name the baby?" He told her he didn't want a baby and that she was crazy. With that he got out of the car and left. The next weekend the same thing happened. Well on the third weekend she finally got someone that was really horny. As he got ready to screw her she asked the question. "What are we gonna name the baby?" He ignored her and went about his business. About halfway through she asked him again only to get ignored even more. When they finally finished she asked him agian. He replaied while taking off his condom and tying it in a knot, "we'll call him Houdini if he can get out of this."